Just posted the Mustang on Craigslist

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
04/30/2016 at 16:45 • Filed to: None

Got a response that read “that mustang is really gay”. Sigh.

DISCUSSION (36)

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/30/2016 at 16:46

I mean i would expect that on a Miata add but come on

TheHondaBro > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/30/2016 at 16:48

Camaro owner.

Xyl0c41n3 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/30/2016 at 16:48

Didn't you just buy the mustang? Why you giving it up already?

Steve in Manhattan > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/30/2016 at 16:49

Well, top down and it gets kind of festive, don’t you think?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Steve in Manhattan
04/30/2016 at 16:50

Super. If you leave the top down for too long a male stripper jumps out of a cake.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Xyl0c41n3
04/30/2016 at 16:51

Bought in Februrary. Life changes and the amount of money I’ve spent on it means I really don’t want to be paying $250 a month in payments and insurance on a car I have no use for anymore now that I have a sporty Miata and a comfy Buick, both of which get vastly better fuel economy.

His Stigness > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/30/2016 at 16:52

Is it still available?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > His Stigness
04/30/2016 at 16:52

“No trades”

will u trade for chevy astro van 370k miles pls respond

Bytemite > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/30/2016 at 16:56

Hahaha I lol’d. Gay convertible v6 mustang, how original.

Steve in Manhattan > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/30/2016 at 16:57

I really don’t understand people who waste time on this sort of thing. Spent a few long calls with a guy interested in my Nikon lens on craigslist, then when he didn’t show up he told me he was just stringing me along. Why? And why spend 45 minutes of your life on a joke that lands flat?

Xyl0c41n3 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/30/2016 at 17:06

Makes sense.

Xyl0c41n3 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/30/2016 at 17:06

Orly??

I'll give you five bucks and a pack of gum for it.

jimz > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/30/2016 at 17:07

Got a response that read “that mustang is really gay”. Sigh.

reply “Sounds like it’d be the perfect car for you, then.”

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Xyl0c41n3
04/30/2016 at 17:09

Depends. What flavor is the gum?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > jimz
04/30/2016 at 17:09

Oh damn that’s a really good idea.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/30/2016 at 17:16

Well..

Xyl0c41n3 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/30/2016 at 17:18

Watermelon.

jimz > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/30/2016 at 17:18

just make sure you don’t have any personally identifiable information in your listing, ‘cos you’re probably dealing with someone under the age of 16. wouldn’t want to get doxxed or SWATted.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
04/30/2016 at 17:19

fite me

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Xyl0c41n3
04/30/2016 at 17:20

Sorry, the guy in the cake tastes better.

Xyl0c41n3 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/30/2016 at 17:21

Buahahahaha!

shop-teacher > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/30/2016 at 17:23

Dude’s probably in the closet.

His Stigness > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/30/2016 at 17:55

“Will you take $2,000? Cash!”

Asking price is above four thousand. What other form of payment did you expect to use, Visa?

gmctavish needs more space > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/30/2016 at 18:54

The fact that the Buick gets better fuel economy than the Mustang is hilarious for some reason

DoYouEvenShift > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/30/2016 at 19:00

You know what to do.

Kinja'd!!!

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > gmctavish needs more space
04/30/2016 at 19:32

.2 fewer liters and a far more sane engine design can do that.

gmctavish needs more space > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/30/2016 at 20:35

True, I guess I just assumed the Riviera would be super heavy

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > gmctavish needs more space
04/30/2016 at 22:35

The Mustang is around 3500lbs, the Riviera clocks in at nearly 4000. It is, however, far more aerodynamic, ridiculously high-geared, and the 3800 is notoriously efficient for what it is. Honestly I should be getting better fuel economy than I am but I have a broken transmission and 200k miles on the engine.

TDogg > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/30/2016 at 22:46

I can dig it.

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > gmctavish needs more space
05/01/2016 at 00:25

The 4.0 V6 is a notorious gas guzzler. Ask anyanyone who owns an Explorer with one.

jimz > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!
05/01/2016 at 12:26

my Ranger Sport averages 19 mpg.

jimz > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/01/2016 at 12:26

I’m surprised he didn’t go for the easy response and say “Juicy Fruit.”

jimz > TheHondaBro
05/01/2016 at 12:29

probably not even old enough to drive.

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > jimz
05/02/2016 at 08:29

My 400 HP 302 Windsor gets about 21-22 on average and I see high 20s on the highway....That engine in the Ranger is rated at 16/20 upon a quick Google search. You make no mention of how said Ranger is optioned. In many cases it can weigh less thanthe S197 in question.

The winsor powered car in my example weighs about 3400 pounds with me and a half tank of gas.

jimz > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!
05/02/2016 at 08:33

it’s basically the heaviest Ranger they made, a 2011 Supercab Sport 4x4. above 75 mph I can almost watch the needle of the gas gauge move.

Dsscats > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/24/2016 at 00:41

That sounds like a response from a Mustang driver.